anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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when you fuck up with your girl infront of your boys and your pride wont let you apologize in front of them

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Girl: If i leave im never coming back

Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options

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Girl: ok bye *slams door*

You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”

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"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"

*15 mins later*

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